I’m watching Pregnant In Heels as I write this and if I weren’t typing, I would be sticking a pencil in my eye. The show follows a pregnancy “concierge” – basically a glorified assistant to pregnant women with money to burn. Whatever the expecting parents need help with, she assists. One couple she’s working with wanted help picking a name – and she put together a THINK TANK. It gets better – then the couple runs the top name picks to their friends to vote on. I wish they would have had people vote on whether they should bring someone into the world. Sorry, that was mean. They ended up picking a name that no one liked – so now they can go on knowing that all of their friends hate their son’s name. I already hate this show but I know I will get sucked in. At least it will give me something to blog about.